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Ann Romney Says Husband Has Deeply Principled Side No One Ever Sees In Public

“Sure, on TV, Mitt might seem like a shameless opportunist who stands for absolutely nothing, but at home he’s actually just an ordinary guy with a decent sense of morality,” Romney said of her partner of 43 years. ”I’ve known this man almost my whole life, and I can tell you that, off camera, there are just so many things he cares about in a completely non-politically-motivated way.”

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Ann Romney Says Husband Has Deeply Principled Side No One Ever Sees In Public

“Sure, on TV, Mitt might seem like a shameless opportunist who stands for absolutely nothing, but at home he’s actually just an ordinary guy with a decent sense of morality,” Romney said of her partner of 43 years. ”I’ve known this man almost my whole life, and I can tell you that, off camera, there are just so many things he cares about in a completely non-politically-motivated way.”

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